sadillite:

all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant

(via lubricates)

h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

(via fake-mermaid)

lardypoison:

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger

(via nandinos)

bewbin:

nasa trying to eat the moon

futurewhore:

In the United States they don’t say I love you they say “you got kik?” And I think that is beautiful

(Source: futurewhore, via lloveyou)


I need to order some of these

fwentyonepilots:

You know that one song in an album you always skip over and then when you decide to listen to it ur like well holy fuck me

(Source: haylerwilliams, via liveforlaughter)

nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

(Source: phineasomg, via liveforlaughter)